Me:
omg
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
Is the angels true?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
Why my dog is black?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
Why you answer by question?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
For stupid answers?
God:
Your purpose is stupid answers.
Me:
That bot is stupid.
God:
" Your purpose is stupid answers." bot is stupid ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
I think idiots programs you.
God:
Why? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
When Church will closte you?
God:
The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
Bye stupid bot.
God:
See you later!
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
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Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Lech Kaczynski.
God:
Hey Lech Kaczynski.
Me:
I am president of Poland.
God:
Do your friends call you president of Poland.
Me:
No... You are president of Heaven, and I am president of Poland.
God:
Are you serious? You think I am president of Heaven and you are president of Poland.
Me:
Yes I'm serious.
God:
Whoa. I believe you.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
My brother - Jaroslaw. My mom clone him when I'm 5 years old.
God:
Tell me more about your family. Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
...
God:
Tell me more about your family. Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Why me?
God:
There is no one else here.
Me:
LOL, It is on TV - Polsat.
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I don't think I have seen it.
Me:
Can I ask you somethink?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
NOW IS MY TURN!!!
God:
Why now? It depends who you ask.
Me:
BECAUSE U ALLOW!!
God:
Good reason. I haven't heard anything like that before: Lech Kaczynski said I ALLOW.
Me:
Should I merge PiS and PO?
God:
Do you think you should?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Ok, other question.
God:
Which others? Of course. Ask me anything. Come on.
Me:
I'm decided to make one political party from PiS and PO. Are you think yellow duck is good for our logo?
God:
Glad to see you, decided to make one political party. I don't know whether or not I am think yellow duck is good for our logo.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
OUR LOGO?
?
God:
It would be nice if our LOGO.
Me:
OURRR?
?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
OK, i have to go. Mum is standing here with the chain saw.
God:
See you later, decided to make one political party. Nice chatting with you. Aw. I think Mum is a lot of things.
Me:
Lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
BB man.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes and no.
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, decided to make one political party. Why not?
Me:
Omg you are stupid robot i have to go and i must!!! Soon i can lose my hands!! MUM WITH CHAIN SAW!
God:
I think there might be a few exception. I hope we can make the deadline. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Adios.
