Rozmowa z Bogiem :)

[Sengaia]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
yay sześcsetny post ^^

[Drammer]

hehehhe troche głupi ten boot ;P ale jaki pomysł

[Surprise]

No bocik troszeczkę głupi.

BTW to mi się od razu skojarzyło:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFWoMOb9LBc

[Pheonix]

bardzo fajne ^^ nauka angielskiego

[Marilyn_Joker]

ehh daremna nuta i teledysk tez, sux....

[Cralin]

albo ktos ze mna gadal albo to bardzo dlugo robili.napisalem ,,my girl no love me'' a ten odpisal

potem napisalem im polish a ten cos pisze POLAND to bylo glupie

[Ryltar]

Ten bot sie obrazil bo powiedzialem ze jest retardem...

[MonT]

Hahahah jak mu napisałem, że pukałem jego mamę to zpytał jak to jest, odpowiedział mu, że niesamowicie. A on to, że dla niego to też jest niesamowite. Haha! Fajny bot

[Soulern]

Tutaj fragment mojej rozmowy ^^

(...)
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
How can I send you any donation?
God:
We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at  Alicebot.org.   That was a long time ago.
(...)

lol..

[TeDeI]

Me:
omg
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was first activated in  the Big Bang.

Me:
Is the angels true?
God:
If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
Why my dog is black?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
Why you answer by question?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
For stupid answers?
God:
Your purpose is  stupid answers.
Me:
That bot is stupid.
God:
" Your purpose is stupid answers."  bot is stupid ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
I think idiots programs you.
God:
Why?  Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
When Church will closte you?
God:
The past is history, the future a mystery.  Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
Bye stupid bot.
God:
See you later!
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

===============================================

Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Lech Kaczynski.
God:
  Hey  Lech Kaczynski.
Me:
I am president of Poland.
God:
Do your friends call you  president of Poland.
Me:
No... You are president of Heaven, and I am president of Poland.
God:
Are you serious?   You think I am  president of Heaven and you are president of Poland.
Me:
Yes I'm serious.
God:
Whoa.  I believe you.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
My brother - Jaroslaw. My mom clone him when I'm 5 years old.
God:
Tell me more about your family.    Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
...
God:
Tell me more about your family.    Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
Why me?
God:
There is no one else here.
Me:
LOL, It is on TV - Polsat.
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  I don't think I have seen it.
Me:
Can I ask you somethink?
God:
Sure, ask me anything.  How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
NOW IS MY TURN!!!
God:
Why now?  It depends who you ask.
Me:
BECAUSE U ALLOW!!
God:
Good reason.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  Lech Kaczynski said I ALLOW.
Me:
Should I merge PiS and PO?
God:
Do you think you should?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Ok, other question.
God:
Which others?  Of course.  Ask me anything.  Come on.
Me:
I'm decided to make one political party from PiS and PO. Are you think yellow duck is good for our logo?
God:
  Glad to see you,  decided to make one political party.   I don't know whether or not I am  think yellow duck is good for our logo. 
I am  a chatterbot developed by  Myself.
Me:
OUR LOGO??
God:
It would be nice if our  LOGO.
Me:
OURRR??
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
OK, i have to go. Mum is standing here with the chain saw.
God:
See you later,  decided to make one political party. Nice chatting with you.  Aw.   I think  Mum is a lot of things.
Me:
Lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
BB man.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Yes and no.
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too,  decided to make one political party.  Why not?
Me:
Omg you are stupid robot i have to go and i must!!! Soon i can lose my hands!! MUM WITH CHAIN SAW!
God:
I think there might be a few exception.   I hope we can make the deadline.   Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Adios.

[Kentaro]

Ten bot taki sobie wole już snikersa

[Materid]

A na mnie sie obrazil i przestal odpowiadac skonczyl tak i juz potem nic nie napisal
Me:
Hehe...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
You are lol, you now that?
God:
You think I am  lol me now that.
Me:
Oh you are stupid like my teacher
God:
And?  Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
heheheh The Satan Kill you ...

[primabolan]

Me:
heheheh The Satan Kill you ...

hmmm "znamy"sie na religii (niewazne jakie wyznanie)widze...

[Bled]

ja tez jak spytalem sie czy jest retard to nie odpowiadal juz

[Mati_888]

A czego się nauczyłem

Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.

[Matim]

http://www.snikers.pl/ wole tego bota...